Aries (March 21st - April 19th)
Rams, we get that you love to be in the center of everything but don’t let your FOMO get annoying for everyone else this weekend. Rather than spreading yourself too thin trying to do everything at once, try to accomplish something small for yourself. Satisfaction in yourself is something that may not have been at the top of your list of priorities, which is surprising given your inherent self-obsession, but try to take a step back and really figure out what sparks your fire.
Taurus (April 20th - May 20th)
It’s your season, baby! Live your life loud and proud during Taurus season. This week, Mercury can clear your head and inspire you to be a little more outspoken that you usually tend to be. Speak your mind and don’t be afraid of stepping on any toes, it is your birthday after all. A word of advice: with all the fun and games in the air, don’t lose track of what’s important and remember to tie up loose ends in projects you may have recently been neglecting.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20th)
Remember the 3R’s this week, Gems. Not reduce, reuse, and recycle (although Scott Runkel would be stoked), I meant rest, rejuvenation, and release. Take some “me time” this week and clear your head. When Mercury moves into your sign at the end of this month, you might start to lose grip on your goals so, this week, take some time to do some self evaluation and get in a good headspace for the turbulent few weeks coming up.
Cancer (June 21st - July 22nd)
Crabs, this week you are in full giving mode. This is typical of your sign and you should embrace it. When Mercury aligns with Uranus in its annual summit, you’ll feel your generous energy soar. This being said, you can only help others when you help yourself first. Make sure your happiness tanks are full and then you can channel your inner Mother Teresa all you want. Go change the world! Or something… I don’t really care, I just write horoscopes.
Leo (July 23rd - August 22nd)
Remember, curiosity killed the cat, Leos. This week you might find yourself snooping too much and getting your feelings hurt. Luckily, although curiosity may have killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back. Your curious and inquisitive nature may get you into some sticky situations but they will eventually pay off. Don’t worry about the killing of the cat, either; they have nine lives for a reason. You, however, don’t have nine lives probably so it would be best to proceed with caution. Happy lurking, Leos.
Virgo (August 23rd - September 22nd)
Get that stick out of your butt, Virgos. You need to let loose and stop taking life so seriously. We are here for a good time, not a long time so make the most of it. Revel in the little wins and celebrate everything you know you’ve accomplished. Take some time to appreciate life and let yourself feel happy and loved. Get your head out of the sand and smell the roses, or daffodils, or tulips, or sweet peas.
Libra (September 23rd - October 22nd)
Libras, this week, Mercury slides into Taurus and opens your eighth house of secrecy. This sounds cool and mysterious but it actually just means that you probably need to shut up a little bit. Some things should be kept inside for only you to know. People definitely appreciate your tendency to be open book but it might be time to lend a sympathetic ear to a friend. Take a minute to look at those around you and see if you’ve been ignoring anyone of importance in your life.
Scorpio (October 23rd - November 21st)
You won’t have to do much work to keep your vibes high, Scorpios. Mercury moves through Taurus this week and your seventh house of partnership is illuminated. You will know the right things to say to those close to you and your tendency to be stubborn and passive-aggressive will be subdued. If you’ve been waiting for a sign to pull the trigger on some romantic endeavor, this is it! Put on your speedo and dive right in.
Sagittarius (November 22nd - December 21st)
Sags, the devil is in the details for you this week. You are naturally inclined to be a big picture thinker but you should take a moment to look at some things you may have been glossing over lately. All the little things that may seem like a waste of time to you could be what brings you down. Focus on the little details in order to gain big success. Don’t be shy to ask for help from an outside perspective.
Capricorn (December 22nd - January 19th)
It might be hard, but this is the week to get yourself “camera ready” because you’re about to be in some major spotlight. Your flirtatious and creative fifth house is lit up this week when Mercury moves through Taurus. This is the perfect time to go out and spread your social butterfly wings, ask someone out, or revamp your tinder. Trust me, it’s in the stars and I write the horoscopes, not you, so I should know best.
Aquarius (January 20th - February 18th)
You may have been living like a slob recently, Aquarius, but this is the week to get your act together. Your foundational fourth house is brought into the spotlight and this will give you some drive to pick yourself up and get stuff done. Try out some adulting this week and you will be pleasantly surprised with the results. While you’re feeling all big and mature, try reaching out to someone you may have lost touch with. Nostalgia can be a good thing.
Pisces (February 19th - March 20th)
Get out of your rut, Pisces. Mix things up and try some new things as Mercury moves into your inquisitive third house. Shake up your routine and figure out a new passion. This shaking up of things might cause you to see old friends in a new light. Take time to appreciate your old friend while figuring out new passions and hobbies. You never know what might spark your interest. If you haven’t tried it, I suggest taking a pottery class. Go make a pot or something for Mother’s Day. Moms love that kind of thing.
Article written by Paris Pratt ‘20